The Korean restaurant in my town is staffed entirely by extremely spry 85 year old women who listen to what I can only describe as ‘Korean Elvis’ while rolling silverware. They will change your order if they think you ordered something stupid, and honestly they are always right.
all restaurant reviews where i’m from are basically:
“five stars! the staff were friendly and helpful, the wait was a bit long but worth it for the amazing food”
“1 star. the staff did not make eye contact with me when taking my order. i added extra salt to my own food and it became too salty. they wouldn’t give me the refund i never asked for.”
“three stars because there was an entire head of hair in my food but other than that it was alright.”
My favorite Chinese restaurant always has a random teen or family member at the cash register and it’s PACKED with Chinese college students. Best pork soup dumplings I’ve ever eaten 😋
There’s a Nigerian restaurant down the street from the Chinese restaurant. Everytime I go in there’s a kid doing homework. . . best fufu and egusi 😂
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I once proposed to a bowl of rice. The rice wss that good i had to listen to Beyoncé and put a ring on it.
And those reviews will almost always never complain about the food's taste
That little old woman is a menace to society
'Spacially ambiguous' absolutely took me out, writing this from the afterlife….or space or something
The Korean restaurant in my town is staffed entirely by extremely spry 85 year old women who listen to what I can only describe as ‘Korean Elvis’ while rolling silverware. They will change your order if they think you ordered something stupid, and honestly they are always right.
all restaurant reviews where i’m from are basically:
“five stars! the staff were friendly and helpful, the wait was a bit long but worth it for the amazing food”
“1 star. the staff did not make eye contact with me when taking my order. i added extra salt to my own food and it became too salty. they wouldn’t give me the refund i never asked for.”
“three stars because there was an entire head of hair in my food but other than that it was alright.”
My favorite Chinese restaurant always has a random teen or family member at the cash register and it’s PACKED with Chinese college students. Best pork soup dumplings I’ve ever eaten 😋
There’s a Nigerian restaurant down the street from the Chinese restaurant. Everytime I go in there’s a kid doing homework. . . best fufu and egusi 😂
As a Chinese person this is so funny to me
My dad always says never go to a Chinese restaurant with a 5 star rating- only 4-3 stars, 4.5 is pushing it a bit.