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We all know the military can be a strict place. However, some of the rules and regulations members need to follow as laid out in laws like the US’ The Uniform Code of Military Justice are surprising, and even a bit funny. Could you follow these rules and cut it in the military?
🗓️ Topics Discussed
Trimming The ‘Stache
Adultery
Get Off The Grass
Getting Inked
Jumping Into Water
No Criticizing The Government
The Stragglers
Careful Where You Put Your Hands
Malingering
Duelling
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https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3045409/air-force-announces-new-mustache-policy-sister-service-and-joint-unit-patch-upd/#:~:text=Mustaches%3A%20No%20portion%20of%20the,the%20corner%20of%20the%20mouth
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https://www.gijobs.com/dumbest-military-ruhttps://www.wearethemighty.com/military-life/why-troops-keep-off-grass/ les https://forum.aircadetcentral.net/t/get-off-the-queens-grass-what-is-the-origins-of-this-and-is-it-just-a-atc-or-sqn-thing/10696
https://veteransbreakfastclub.org/your-simple-guide-to-military-tattoo-policies-for-2021-2022/ https://www.marines.mil/Portals/1/Publications/MCBUL%201020%20DTD%2029OCT21%20(TATTOO%20POLICY).pdf?ver=bPNiDV5I4_3d9l39tJSMOg%3d%3d
Timestamps:
Intro: (00:00)
Trimming The ‘Stache: (00:23)
Adultery: (01:20)
Get Off The Grass: (02:06)
Getting Inked: (02:50)
Jumping Into Water: (04:01)
No Critising The Government: (04:47)
The Stragglers: (05:36)
Careful Where You Put Your Hands: (06:26)
Malingering: (07:06)
Duelling: (07:54)
InVideo: (08:53)
Outro: (10:45)
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It all sounds logical and just common sense.
Dueling? You mean wall to wall counseling?
If you can't honor your oath to your spouse, what makes the military think you will honor your oath to the constitution?
As a woman, the first rule is easy to follow.
Theres no calling in sick, if you are sick you still have to go to sick call and have proof.
#2 Yep. My ex-wife cheated on me while I was deployed (we were both active duty) she was Court Martialed and was busted down in rank did 60 days in the brig and received an Other Than Honorable Discharge once she finished the 60 days.
0:12 ???
Bro. How is not Dueling a weird law?
2:18 Get off my grass, private! Don't you know grass grows by inches and dies by feet!
I guess they never heard of swim calls.